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I must admit, my mother’s eulogy for me is quite thoughtful and lovely.

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I eagerly peered into the mirror while blood dripped off the knife.

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"Three kids were found dead this morning", said the news reporter.

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I recently got a small security camera to check on my cats while I'm away.

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I was never known for my beauty; the mirror shows my thin wrinkly face, pale skin, and crooked teeth.

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Telling my girlfriend's parents that I'd clogged their toilet would be the easy part.

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A hand jerked at my leg, pulled me underneath the bed and forcefully clamped my mouth shut.

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I stayed over at a friend’s house and was on my way to his spare room when I happened to sleepily glance into the bathroom at the other end of the landing, noticing how creepy my face looked in the mirror above the sink.

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Warning: Food supply, low, protocol 7 initiated..non-essential personnel terminated..Attention: Food supply replenished. Normal dining hours resume at 0600hrs.

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As she passed me the box which presumably held the audio tapes of the assigned reading, my classmate said, "Here you go, instead of reading the whole stupid book, you can just listen to this. It's an audio-book of sorts."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I must admit, my mother’s eulogy for me is quite thoughtful and lovely.	37
I eagerly peered into the mirror while blood dripped off the knife.	37
"Three kids were found dead this morning", said the news reporter.	37
I recently got a small security camera to check on my cats while I'm away.	37
I was never known for my beauty; the mirror shows my thin wrinkly face, pale skin, and crooked teeth.	37
Telling my girlfriend's parents that I'd clogged their toilet would be the easy part.	37
A hand jerked at my leg, pulled me underneath the bed and forcefully clamped my mouth shut.	37
I stayed over at a friend’s house and was on my way to his spare room when I happened to sleepily glance into the bathroom at the other end of the landing, noticing how creepy my face looked in the mirror above the sink.	37
Warning: Food supply, low, protocol 7 initiated..non-essential personnel terminated..Attention: Food supply replenished. Normal dining hours resume at 0600hrs.	37
As she passed me the box which presumably held the audio tapes of the assigned reading, my classmate said, "Here you go, instead of reading the whole stupid book, you can just listen to this. It's an audio-book of sorts."	37